January 2012
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob... →
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December 2011
You look pretty today. →
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What, was I ugly yesterday?
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
It's hard to fall asleep when I have nothing to...
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Just fyi...
Girl: Your hair is gonna fall off if you keep dyeing it.
Me: Your vagina's gonna fall off if you keep being a slut.